The most horrible experience I’ve had this month

Dear Mr. White-shirt guy,

You stepped on my toe. The same toe that turned black a couple of months ago. That, after having it checked out, I found out developed hematoma because some chick on the MRT stepped on my toe months before you did. That because my toe BLED (I had my period that time, I bleed more easily, my doctor told me), the toe nail partially lifted from the toe and then blood caked, turning my toe “black.” So now I’m taking care of my toe and dear orgmate HARRELL stepped on it last week. This was highly unfortunate but he wasn’t bothered. Just muttered a sorry and went on with what he was doing even though I was clearly in pain (Bong was nice enough to care). 

Fastforward to yesterday where a friend of mine stepped on my foot FOUR TIMES yesterday — one of the times that she did… Well, it landed on that one toe. Now it’s all fine because all this did not cause my toe to be the way it is now. PARTIALLY DETACHED FROM THE NAIL BED. 

FUCK YOU. You turned around and whispered a sorry. I WAS FREAKING OUT AND THE LADY BEHIND ME NOTICED MY TOE. AND THE FUCKING LADY GUARD CHECKING THE BAGS JUST ASKED, “Naapakan paa mo?” DID YOU ALL NOT NOTICE THAT MY TOE NAIL WAS BY THEN CROOKED? 

Did you know that after that, I was hysterically crying because I’m scared of injury? (IT’S A FEAR OF MINE. I’M SCARED OF INJURIES AND BLOOD. GOD KNOWS HOW MANY ASK ME, “You’re going to be a doctor, right?”) And then I left the MRT cause I saw the sardine can that is the train? And I’m scared of having people step on it AGAIN? 

So! Dear Mr. White-shirt guy. I will curse you. Like I did all the way home riding the cab. I’ve been crying and having hysterics. God knows how much I made my mom panic — calling her up every few minutes to ask where she is. 

I will curse you till this very same thing happens to you! ARGH!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

DON’T PEOPLE LOOK WHERE THEY STEP NOWADAYS??!?! Am I supposed to have the gift of premonition that will tell me that you will step on my toe OUT OF NOWHERE? Do you not see the rest of my body? IF YOU KNOW I’M BESIDE YOU, THEN MY FOOT IS PROBABLY ATTACHED TO MY BODY. FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!! 

Yours, 

Hysterical Tiffy