The most horrible experience I’ve had this month

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dear Mr. White-shirt guy,

You stepped on my toe. The same toe that turned black a couple of months ago. That, after having it checked out, I found out developed hematoma because some chick on the MRT stepped on my toe months before you did. That because my toe BLED (I had my period that time, I bleed more easily, my doctor told me), the toe nail partially lifted from the toe and then blood caked, turning my toe “black.” So now I’m taking care of my toe and dear orgmate HARRELL stepped on it last week. This was highly unfortunate but he wasn’t bothered. Just muttered a sorry and went on with what he was doing even though I was clearly in pain (Bong was nice enough to care). 

Fastforward to yesterday where a friend of mine stepped on my foot FOUR TIMES yesterday — one of the times that she did… Well, it landed on that one toe. Now it’s all fine because all this did not cause my toe to be the way it is now. PARTIALLY DETACHED FROM THE NAIL BED. 

FUCK YOU. You turned around and whispered a sorry. I WAS FREAKING OUT AND THE LADY BEHIND ME NOTICED MY TOE. AND THE FUCKING LADY GUARD CHECKING THE BAGS JUST ASKED, “Naapakan paa mo?” DID YOU ALL NOT NOTICE THAT MY TOE NAIL WAS BY THEN CROOKED

Did you know that after that, I was hysterically crying because I’m scared of injury? (IT’S A FEAR OF MINE. I’M SCARED OF INJURIES AND BLOOD. GOD KNOWS HOW MANY ASK ME, “You’re going to be a doctor, right?”) And then I left the MRT cause I saw the sardine can that is the train? And I’m scared of having people step on it AGAIN? 

So! Dear Mr. White-shirt guy. I will curse you. Like I did all the way home riding the cab. I’ve been crying and having hysterics. God knows how much I made my mom panic — calling her up every few minutes to ask where she is. 

I will curse you till this very same thing happens to you! ARGH!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

DON’T PEOPLE LOOK WHERE THEY STEP NOWADAYS??!?! Am I supposed to have the gift of premonition that will tell me that you will step on my toe OUT OF NOWHERE? Do you not see the rest of my body? IF YOU KNOW I’M BESIDE YOU, THEN MY FOOT IS PROBABLY ATTACHED TO MY BODY. FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!! 

Yours, 

Hysterical Tiffy

Posted by tiffy at 6:46 pm | permalink

Previous Comments

IF YOU KNOW I’M BESIDE YOU, THEN MY FOOT IS PROBABLY ATTACHED TO MY BODY. FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!! …nice. haha go tiff. overcome your fear! hahaha sorry wala ako msabi pero sana mawala na ung sakin nyan. :)

Posted by chiara at December 23, 2008, 7:02 pm

DI BA?!??! Nakakainis kasi eh!!!

Posted by tiffy at December 23, 2008, 7:11 pm

Oh my…

I didn’t know it was that bad. D: And you looked really tired today too. ;~;

Well, I had my fair share of oops moments that I stepped on someone before. >.

Posted by 許・美美 at December 23, 2008, 9:24 pm

4 times ba?! sorry! :(

Posted by b3rn at December 23, 2008, 9:32 pm

Bern: Actually okay lang naman talaga kasi hindi malakas. Pero grabe yung sa lalaki putang ina sobra as in tapak kung tapak!!!

CoKho: I lacked sleep :( Talking to Alex on Skype. Kidding! Nah. I watched the last full show of Four Christmases in Trinoma! Don’t step on me please please. :(

Posted by tiffy at December 23, 2008, 9:37 pm

Aww! There there!

Posted by Thea at December 23, 2008, 10:35 pm

kahit malaki paa ko, di naman ako ganun kadalas maka-step sa paa ng iba.. but yeah. shet.. you prolly should stay at home and rest that foot, and have it cleaned and checked o.o ew. ouch. :(

Posted by Bong at December 23, 2008, 11:29 pm

kasi tiffy. STOP WEARING SLIPPERS! hahaha! yun yun eh! and start wearing steel-toed shoes. lol :P

Posted by iris at December 24, 2008, 2:06 am

Maybe people can’t see you. You should grow taller.

Posted by joyfulchicken at December 24, 2008, 2:48 am

Bong: Nah. It’s okay. I think I’m going to the hospital today (SANA) Nyaaaaaa. Shet talaga yung lalaking yung.

Iris: E kasi I had a meeting kahapon eh! :c Weird pag naka-slippers ako!

Chicky: That too!

Posted by tiffy at December 24, 2008, 9:33 am

Damn that sucks.

one poster here is prolly right. Wear steel-toed for the time being.

Oh and roundhouse/side/front kick anyone who steps on you. Not only will the jerk know he’s wrong, it’ll also make you feel good. trust me. XP

Don’t worry about getting sued. Bong’ll always be there for you. haha! Why? Cause he’s….SUPER! (Ong, 2006)

Posted by Art at December 24, 2008, 10:35 am

I don’t have steel-toed shoes. I wish I had, though. Give me one for Christmas. It’s too late anyway! I think I should’ve pushed him off the platform so he got run over by the train!

Getting sued? :o Why will I get sued?

Posted by tiffy at December 24, 2008, 10:43 am

Oh my gosh, I feel sorry for you. Grabe naman that guy. Some people really doesn’t look to where they step on nakakainis yon talaga. Anyways hope your toe will be fine.

Posted by Anna at December 24, 2008, 11:13 am

It’s fine now! :D Actually, tumutubo na yung bagong nail. So yay.

Posted by tiffy at December 24, 2008, 3:50 pm

Oh no, nakakatakot yan, my toe turned blue when i was little, err, kid pala, maliit parin pala ako ngayon. Pero masakit sya :(

Natawa ako sa entry though :P

Posted by Janica at December 24, 2008, 3:59 pm

I wrote this entry the moment I got home. Hysterical pa ako nun! :o Di ba takot ka rin sa mga ganyang scary stuff? D:

Posted by tiffy at December 24, 2008, 4:02 pm

Yeah, anything bloody :( oh no, i can feel your pain, lol. sobrang pet peeve ko pa yung mga tumatapak ng paa, the hell, freaks! Lol :P

Posted by Janica at December 24, 2008, 4:46 pm

Yun nga eh! Pet peeve ko rin! Pero siyempre parang accident. E tapos na nangyari! So wala na. Stop freaking out na lang for me! Grrr!

Posted by tiffy at December 24, 2008, 6:50 pm

ang epal ng reply ni thea, “there there” =))

…why do people say that anyway? parang ano ba, “there, there, go there and stop bothering me already” hahaha joke :p

Posted by chiara at December 25, 2008, 10:40 pm

Laging ganyan yang si Thea. Pero in fairness! Ang galing niya mag-guard against people who can potentially step on my toe! :D

Posted by tiffy at December 26, 2008, 1:59 am

What can I say, people are generally cruel, apathetic sonsofbitches when riding the MRT. Assholes don’t even give way to passengers getting off; walang nagbibigayan. Tapos nagdededmahan pa.

The next time someone steps on your foot, sock him in the face. Don’t hesitate; just imagine you’re Pacquiao beating the crap out of Dea Hoya!! Hey, Jessica Zafra gets away with punching guys in moviehouses, I’m sure you will, too.

Posted by akosigundam at December 30, 2008, 1:16 am

I know right. It’s absolutely horrifying riding the MRT! NYAAARGH! Jessica Zafra socked a guy in the moviehouse? I want too! She’s my idol! And thanks! :)

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